11 thoughts on “WCW: Queen Victoria

  1. … of all the various twists and turns this article took, ‘Romie Schneider as Queen Victoria’ might have been the least expected of them all (She and Ms. Emily Blunt are head-to-head in the ‘Queen Victoria would have sold at least one of her children and possibly her mortal soul to look THAT Good’ stakes), though it’s interesting to note that she appeared in an Austrian film.

    A German film I could have seen coming, but if I remember correctly the Habsburgs were one of the only Mitteleuropean dynasties Queen V’s amazingly profuse brood of grandchildren did NOT marry into.

    Even more hilarious was the funniest running joke in SHANGHAI KNIGHTS – the one where Lord Rathbone pretends to be a mere tenth in line to Queen Victoria’s throne (Honestly, Roy O’Bannon was probably closer to the mark with ‘somewhere between twenty and infinity’, even in jest).

    Also, the fact that Ms. Cathy Bates has played Queen Victoria and nobody seems to have batted an eye delights me.

  2. From Hell uses one of the more ludcrious theories behind Jack the Ripper’s identity; namely that Prince Albert Victor entered into a secret marriage (and fathered a secret child) with a common woman and in order to deal with it without a scandal, Queen Victoria orders her royal physician Sir William Gull to dispose of the woman and the child. As for the rest, I’m going to copy directly from the film’s Wikipedia page because it is too wonky bonkers to try and distill into a reasonable summary:

    “Gull was instructed to dispose of all witnesses [the five sex workers killed by Jack the Ripper] to the forbidden marriage of painter Walter Sickert [an actual person, also theorized to be Jack the Ripper’s true identity] to Ann Crook, the mother of his legitimate daughter, Alice. Sickert is revealed to be Prince Albert, grandson of reigning Queen Victoria. Albert is dying of syphilis, which makes baby Alice the soon-to-be heiress to the British throne. Gull boasts to Abberline that he will be remembered in history for giving “birth to the 20th century.” Abberline draws his gun, vowing that Gull will never see the 20th century, but before he is able to shoot Gull, he is knocked out by Ben Kidney, another Freemason.

    The Freemasons try to eliminate Abberline without leaving any witnesses, but Abberline fights back and kills one of the assassins by overturning a carriage. Next, he rushes to save Mary but arrives too late, and blames his superior for not helping him or Godley on the cases. Going through the gruesome murder, Abberline discovers a brunette lock of hair differing from Mary’s red, concealing this evidence to protect her. Gull’s increasingly sinister behaviour lends insight into his murderous, but calculating mind. Rather than publicly charge Gull, the Freemasons lobotomize him to protect themselves and the royal family from the scandal. Gull defiantly states he has no equal among men, remaining unrepentant until the operation, which renders him an invalid like Ann.”

  3. Just to be a completionist, she also made a brief appearance in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother. :)

  4. Terry Jones’s performance is the definitive Victoria. (Although I’m rather fond of Judy Dench as the Queen, and would also like to see Prunella Scales.)

  5. Wow – so much to cover. I had completely forgotten about Monty Python’s Victoria Handicap, but it gave me the giggles when I originally saw it (they also had a great little video with ancient philosophers playing footie). I also did not have Romy Schneider on my bingo card – the poor women must have been fed up with being forever laced up and having to balance sparkly headgear. Saw Mrs Brown, saw Victoria & Abdul, loved Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (Jim Broadbent was a dopey Albert – damn!). I have to say my favorite recent project was The Young Victoria – Emily Blunt was superb in the role, and I liked Rupert Freund as Albert, as well is Miranda Richardson as the Duchess of Kent. Paul Bettany made a delicious Lord Melbourne (the guy who was thrown over by his wife, Lady Caroline Lamb, for mad, bad and dangerous to know Lord Byron). The less said about Jenna Coleman and the cheap-a$$ costumes and even cheesier tiaras, the better. Yes – Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show made it to England – three times – and entertained the Royal family, starting with the Prince and Princess of Wales, then Queen Victoria a few days later in 1887. Annie Oakley (Annie Get Your Gun) was one of the featured sharp shooters. Did love Pauline Collin’s take on the Queen in Doctor Who – Tooth and Claw was one of my favorite episodes from that particular series. I’m not even going to try to catch up on most of these selections, although I am curious to see Amanda Root’s take on the role – I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything since the version of Forsyte Saga she did with Damian Lewis.

  6. Miriam Margolyes is my favourite Victoria, although I will have to check out the Bucket woman’s turn at playing her.
    Seriously, it might be worth doing an article on Patricia Routledge at some point. She’s best known as Hetty Wainthropp and Hyacinth Bucket, she was my favourite Mrs. Jennings and was also in David Copperfield and Nicholas Nickleby.
    The Wrong Box is worth seeking out as well. It’s a very good film with Michael Caine, Peter Sellers, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore that somehow fell into a memory hole.

  7. For the record: Victoria apparently never said, ‘We are not amused.’ in fact there are a number of entries in her diary where she writes ‘I was very much amused!’

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