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So, Trystan actually started this post but titled it “Kendra will explain the thing about 18th-c. straw hats & ribbon ties.” I guess that’s the joy of being editor-in-chief: she gets to actually assign me homework! And it’s true, it’s something I have complained about in the past on this here blog — it’s literally one of the top errors I pointed out for 18th-century costume during our very first Snark Week. But apparently memories are bad — for all of us! Because I was all set to say it’s more of a reenactorism than something we see constantly on screen, but then I went looking for examples and found FAR TOO MANY, so allow me to explain my problem with dorky ribbons on straw hats in the 18th century:
This looks dumb:

Why? Because while they no doubt exist, 100% of the 18th-century images I can find show any hat ribbons attached UNDERNEATH the hat, NOT yoinking down the sides of the hat:

POST OVER.
Okay, I’ll rant a bit more.
Seriously, people. I literally went through every relevant category I could think of on Wikimedia Commons: straw hats in art. Paintings of peasants. I COULDN’T FIND ANYONE WITH HAT RIBBONS ON TOP OF THE HAT.
The ubiquitous “bergère” (shepherdess) hat? Nope:

Fancy lady painted as a bucolic peasant? Nope:



Idealized peasant in a pastoral landscape? Nope:

1770s, when the hats often curved AROUND the tall hairstyles into the shape we seem to imagine implies yoinked-down-by-ribbon sides? Nope:


Women living in rural areas? Nope:

Late in the century, when the faux-peasant look invaded high fashion with the paintings of Vigée le Brun? Nope:



ACTUAL FRICKIN’ PEASANTS? NOPE:


What I WANT to see on screen is this:



Instead what I get is this:











When IS it okay? I was all set to snark this image of Vivien Leigh as Emma Hamilton in That Hamilton Woman (1941):
Except I looked at the real painting of the real person they were copying, and there’s a SCARF (not ribbons!) tied over the hat:

Ditto Beloved Sisters (2014):
But then I saw this very-late-18th-century image:

So, MAYBE if it’s a scarf and MAYBE if it’s at the very end of the 18th century. But I’m pretty sure the whole look comes from someone at Colonial Williamsburg in 1955 looking at 19th-century bonnets and getting confused.

Do 18th-century straw hats tied on with ribbons bug you as much as it bugs me? Discuss.




Having tried to balance an 18th century replica bergère on top of my head without hat pins, ribbons were the only thing that kept it from sliding off the poufy wig. So I understand why costuming people do that, but maybe someone needs to remind the costuming/hairdresser folk that long-ass hat pins are a necessity. I kind of like the scarf over straw hat look as in the Romney painting. I imagine the real life Marie Antoinette doing that with lace just because she could afford it. I suppose this is one of those details that is the secret sauce in determining historical accuracy.