20 thoughts on “MCM: William the Conqueror

  1. Not included in the list but probably Jay Dee in Secrets of Great British Castles because I’ll watch anything with Dan Jones (and it looks like he was involved in another series also called 1066, or alternatively Europe’s Last Warrior Kings, which came out in 2017 and featured Ed Stoppard as William).

      1. I literally just finished Dan Jones’ Henry V audiobook yesterday and came away with a deep and abiding need for another Henry V biopic that isn’t some wank loosely based on Shakespeare or just another mangled version of the Shakespeare play. Like, a PROPER Henry V biopic. Preferably starring someone like Jacob Elordi. Y’know, tall, dark, handsome and completely badass. I volunteer as tribute to design the costumes.

    1. Right?! I had to repeatedly talk my boyfriend out of cutting his hair in the “Norman bowl cut” last year when we were doing a post-Invasion impression (for nerdy reenactment reasons). I respect his commitment to Sparkle Motion but I also have to live with those choices on the weekdays.

  2. Considering his importance to England’s history, it’s surprising how seldom William appears in films. Compared with someone like King John, who shows up in almost every Robin Hood film, William barely appears at all.

    I blame Shakespeare. He spent all his time on the Henrys and Richards, and none on the Williams.

  3. Why on earth would anybody in even a Horrible Histories show about William I be wearing the coat of arms of the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem (established 1099) on his chest?

    1. Cause it’s cool. I also like Matilda’s (?) little braids—no lush phony braids for a true queen!—and the hands/chicken feet daubed on her face. Speaking of which, any chance of a post about the inaccurate use of woad in certain frock flicks?

      1. Oooh, seconding the woad post request! I don’t know much about woad in general but it seems like half the time when I watch a vaguely medieval-set movie and woad shows up I still think, “That can’t be how it was historically used…right?”

          1. Thanks! My Yorkshire-born husband is interested in the Picts and in the whole woad thing, as am I.

      2. Interesting suggestion! We’d need to find someone who knows about it! Anyone know anyone? (We have made “woooooaaaad” jokes on podcasts, but that’s it)

    2. BUDGET.

      (Also, on a less cynical note, as a way to allude to the Papal banner gifted Duke William for the Hastings campaign).

      1. Dang it, the above was meant as a reply to Aleko multiple posts above!).

        Anywho, credit to Mr Julian Glover for not only making the Norman hairdo look like a high-and-tight rather than a pageboy cut, but also for being one of the few actors in this sequence to genuinely look like a bad man to cross.

        Most of the lads here look a bit weedy for my mental image of the Conqueror, who was referred to as a hefty man even before he went to seed (Also, recalling that he was described with “… a Danish face” helps explain why Mr Nikolej Coster-Wald was cast in the role, despite having Harold Godwinson written all over him).

        Also, given the Normans were famously non-hairy I find the preponderance of non-shaven Conquerors deeply peculiar.

  4. wow… Julian Glover! He was also Richard IV. in Shakespeare’s An Age of Kings and Richard Lionheart in Ivanhoe (the one with Anthony Andrews). Seems he had it all covered when it came to iconic English kings!

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