I mentioned this in Christina Ricci’s Woman Crush Wednesday, and I thought I’d review it for Snark Week. Well, now it’s in time for Valentine’s Day, but still with a side of snark! All’s Faire in Love (2009) is not a historical costume movie, but it was filmed at the Michigan Renaissance Festival, and everyone here at Frock Flicks HQ has attended and worked many renfaires over the years, so this is our (and especially my) bailiwick. Also, the flick is currently free on Amazon Prime and ain’t nobody gonna pay extra to watch this thing.
The hackneyed plot starts with Kate (Ricci) who ditches a big-business job and runs away to “act” at the renfaire where her British cousin works. At the same time, a big dumb college football player, Will, is forced to work at the renfaire by his Shakespeare professor because the kid skipped class all semester and would flunk out and not be able to play sports. So Kate is at the faire full of excitement, while Will is there with a chip on his shoulder, and really, he’s a jerk who deserves to be taken down a peg or 20.
The cast of the faire requires 110% full-immersion acting, which to me, ye olde renfaire actor, is hilariously fun, yet also unlikely as fuck. The jock character Will is pouty about it and never buys into it, which I guess is supposed to be a ‘fish out of water’ deal, but this nobody actor Owen Benjamin just seems doofusy and not cute. Christina Ricci does a better job of riding the line between loving the ye olde tymey and history and acting shit that her character is into, but also still being a modern chick who can see that the ‘bad guys’ of the story are obnoxious.
Hijinx ensue while the peasant side of the renfaire cast and the nobles side of the renfaire cast tease each other. This culminates, such as it is, in a stage performance that determines who gets to be nobles in the next year’s faire. Oh and there’s a predictable romance between Kate and Will, but it doesn’t end totally predictably, which I appreciated.
What was most cute to me, as a faire person, is seeing the movie’s characters make use of all the standard tropes of renfaire, like the joust, the dunking booth, the stocks, various games and rides, and wandering in and out of taverns and booths. All the renfaires I know are in California, but the Michigan Renaissance Festival has the classic look and feel. But then, I enjoy watching “The Safety Dance” video because it’s set at a renfaire, so IDK, take this all with a big grain of salt.
Of course, there’s the queen, supposedly Queen Elizabeth I, though never explicitly named as such. She’s played by Ann-Margaret, 1960s sex-symbol and one of the few somewhat well-known actors in this mess. Comedian Cedric the Entertainer has a cameo as the football player’s professor.
The costumes are very typical renfaire, so a hodgepodge of 16th-century England and Hollywood cliches. The leading characters have the least historical costumes while the extras have much more accurate ones. I think this is mostly to make the leads funny, since this flick is supposed to be a comedy. Where the main characters’ costumes are exaggerated or modified from historical or even typical renfaire styles, it emphasizes something ridiculous about those character.
Are you fond of renfaires? Would you watch All’s Faire in Love?
Ok, I watched this last fall, and found it cheesily delightful, as a sometime-rennie myself (Maryland Renaissance Festival ftw y’all!). Jock-bro’s acting was realistically horrible. I truly believed he was just some football player picked off the bench and tossed a script to perform in an hour instead of a football. The wonder is that he managed to memorize the lines at all. The rest of it was alternately cringey/quirky/cute. Definitely a neverwatchagain experience. But I was content with my choice that day!
Maryland RennFest, where belly dancers and half-naked fairies epitomize Tudor England.
Lol yep! Henry VIII was a known lover of the bellydance and often rewarded his favorite dancers by composing sonnets set to bagpipe music praising their prowess in the dancing line ;-)
Isn’t that every renfaire tho?
I think it’s mandatory
They fine you if you don’t.
Well, Maryland is what I know.
Trystan…you haven’t been to THE Texas Renaissance Festival?! SO much snark potential. But it’s fun, too!
Ren faires: there’s one here in PA which is pretty good; went a few times. The movie — saw it once, since I’ll watch Ricci in just about anything, but it wasn’t particularly memorable.
Full confession: I’ve watched this more than once, mostly because I was working in a shop at the Michigan Renaissance Festival the summer they filmed this. The movie was a logistical nightmare for those of us who worked at the faire, causing all kinds of extra difficulties and traffic jams. Apparently Ann-Margaret was lovely to work with, and Matthew Lillard was really nice to all the faire workers, but Christina Ricci thought we were all freaks and hated being there. I think I heard that she was dating Owen Benjamin at the time and made this movie just so he could have a role in it. The reason so many of the extras look better than the main cast is that they used locals when they could, and they provided their own costumes. I mostly enjoyed watching this for the background folks, many of whom I knew or at least recognized.
The film crew built the lovely stage that the final scene uses, and was supposed to let the faire keep it, but California set builders know nothing of Michigan winters, so they didn’t use properly treated wood. The following summer the whole thing was collapsing and had to be torn down.
Bummer that Ricci was a jerk — the opposite of her character’s attitude towards the faire! And I was wondering if the extras were from the faire cast & using their own costumes.
Hilariously sad about that set, it was a great stage.
I suspected as much about the extras, so I’m glad to hear you confirm it! I worked at NYRF for 5 years and I’m pretty sure I recognize the woman announcing the joust as having been with us, too.
I’m SO jealous of their semi-historical luxury tent- I wish we had those backstage! Some of the “magic” of Faire for me was sullied by waking up in a tiny vinyl backpacking tent and dragging my ass out of my sleeping bag on cold September mornings and seeing everyone having a morning cigarette in their t-shirts and flip flops.
The last one looks like a ripoff of La Reine Margot costumes.By the way,I think it is complicated to have sleeves even on the shoulder blades(as in tudor era necklines) without getting unsightly wrinkles.How these designers design sleeves that manage to stay completely off shoulder(or cold shoulder with straps)without falling off is beyond me.
My husband and I got together because of the SCA and Ren Faires, so we kinda had to watch this. It is pure fluff and utterly silly, and really has such a niche audience as to make me surprised that it was made at all, but we enjoyed the inside jokes. I don’t feel the need to watch it again, but it’s a pleasant little romp if you just need something to have on in the background while you’re sewing.
Oh, and this thread is probably the perfect place to mention that there’s a graphic novel called “All’s Faire in Middle School” about a Rennie kid who has been homeschooled her whole life and been part of the Ren Faire with her family since before she could walk, but now – zounds! – she’s going to the public middle school.
And it’s an adorable book! (Says the children’s/teen librarian).
I saw this movie once about five years ago and could never find it again – I was half-convinced I’d imagined it! Looking at it now, what hurts most is the hair! COVER IT.
I’ve never been to renfaire (not a thing here), but I think I would thouroughly enjoy it – after watching last year tv series “American Princess” set at the renfare. The plot is somewhat reminiscent of the film, rich girl ends up at the renfaire and reevaluates her life, and the show is totally hilarious. I never knew I could laugh so much.
I intended to watch (& snark) ‘American Princess’ after seeing a preview, but I never got around to it, darnit!
How did I not know of this before????!!!!!! I live in Michigan and attend the Holly Renaissance Festival every year. Thank you for bringing this to my attention – added to my must-watch list!
How many people would kill for clothes that resist even the strongest mud puddle?
There are about 5,000 swampies at Pennsic War who I know would! Pennsic Trim is a thing…..
I never heard of this movie! Now I need to watch it and will be profoundly disappointed if they didn’t use the song “Where is the Renaissance in the Festival” somewhere in the soundtrack.
Also if this counts what about a snark week watch of the Knights of Badassdom? A monster unleashed at a LARP, pure silly fun.
It’s been years and years since I attended Michigan’s Ren-Fest. There’s one closer to me on the west side of the state, but the Holly one is far bigger. Either way, my outfit was very snarkable, but we always had fun being silly wenches. I don’t know if I could watch this (not just because I don’t have Prime).
Haven’t seen it, probably won’t, but Christina is so tiny and always adorable.
I too enjoy watching The Safety Dance.
I’d forgotten about this movie! Pretty sure I watched it while on a ‘he has to have done more than scooby doo’ Matthew Lillard kick. Costumes were fun in an “I’ve seen that at faire” (NYRF in Tuxedo, NY) kinda way. Reading this, I also thought of Knights of Badassdom which was really a lot of fun! Thanks for the reminders
Somehow, I can’t get the Stonehenge bit from Spinal Tap out of my head.
My family (“lifer” SCAdians with friends on the faire circuit) loved “American Princess,” which was adapted from a true story about an English major who ran away to the faire. Tempted to see this one just for a look at Matthew Lillard in garb!
I think that ‘performance dress’ in the last picture is channelling late 17th-century sleeved stays like these: https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O10446/stays-and-busk-unknown/. Except of course that there’s a LAW that all bad-movie gowns have to zip – or at least lace through metal grommets – up the back; so there’s no busk and no lacing in front.
oooh, oooh, I know that well dressed extra on the horse! <3 Now I must track down this movie.
I really want to see this movie. I worked at the NY Renaissance Faire outside of NYC one summer. It was my 1st paying acting gig, and the most interesting thing is that Michelle Hurd, who is in Picard, played Maid Marian that summer, and all the actors spent most of their time quoting from Robin Hood: Prince of Iowa which came out that summer.